Some gentle husband's strong right hand
His confidential shoulder to weep on
The dependable servant and friend to him
The only one loyal enough to endure to the end
The bearer of mixed news
The carrier of things that will soothe (A lonely
His buddy, his pal, his comrade
His girlfriend, his lover, the other woman, and
Some gentle husband's strong left hand
The only carrier of his seed
The one who develops a plan for all his needs
The woman he desires to show off...
...And wear on his arm
The lady he takes home to Mother...
The intellectual and irresistible being he longs
The flirtatious female that keeps his
And the excitable, erotic partner he sometimes