When the babbling brook stops to listen,
And the man in the moon plays host,
When Father Time waits for Mother
And they give up Banquo's ghost,
When the primrose path gets a stop sign
And the murmuring pines speak up,
And the Milky Way turns sour
And the Cheshire Cat has a pup,
When Jack Frost moves to Miami
And Christmas comes in July,
When the Marlboro Man stops smoking
And they eat the pie in the sky,
When the Headless Horseman dons a hat
And somebody finds the Lost Chord,
When folks won't stop to chew the fat,
And they trap the mouse that roared,
And when all these things all come true
That's when she'll believe in you.