Lord, over the years
She has obeyed your wishes
For the record, she has washed
At least a ton of dishes

The house is in order
As far as she can see
Because her eyesight
Isn't as good as it used to be

The aches and pains
Are here to stay
Please Lord take it away

Now, Lord she has a question
To ask Thee
When she dies, will St. Peter
Open the door for her?