FRENCH IS A DIFFICULT LANGUAGE

"All you ever want to do
Is look at my breasts."

"That's not true!
I only want to get you
To not wear a bra."

"Well, if I don't, my nipples show.
And besides,
When I wear a sweater it hurts them."

"So, instead of wearing a sweater
Why don't you put on
One of your sexy camomile tops?"

"You can't wear camomile.
That's something you make tea out of."

"Aw, come on.
You know what I mean."