FOR THE LAST TIME
It's not just that
Nice guys finish last
It's that
Nice guys are the last to finish.
Their day is fraught with good deeds.
The nicer the person,
The more deeds to be done.
The nicest people finish last.
Nice guys are patient.
They realize that nicer people
Will finish after they do.
Nice guys never finish.
(Except when they're supposed to)
But he says, "Love thy neighbor
As well as thyself"