Steel beams hanging
Billboards singing praises to the
'Newest ale brewed by the locals!'
Point-spread fountain
Dancing day & night
To the sound of Industry
With a capital "I"
The hum of the parkway
Singing in her dreams,
Harmonizing with the newscaster
Busting the lowest crime rate
The buzz of her life
All this noise reverberating
Skull to skull
But now, transplanted from
Noisy Pittsburgh ('Home')
To "Cheese Country," Wisconsin
She tries to ignore the crickets
And nature calls to hunters, galore,
And click her heels, whispering
"There's no place like home,
There's no place like home."