He made love to Cleopatra
As they floated down the Nile,
Hannibal asked his advice
So he spoke with him awhile

Nefertiti as a queen
Knew that she lacked one thing,
And if he hadn't had to leave
She would have made him king

He dined at "The Last Supper,"
He helped prepare the feast
Tomorrow he'll help solve the problems
In the Middle East

Or maybe he'll cure cancer,
Or save the world from doom
But, what ever he decides to do
He'll do it in his room