Well here it is Christmas Eve night,
The lights are shining oh so bright.
Children's excitement for Christmas day,
Screaming and laughing while they play.

Up goes the tree,
So green and free.
The colors together so bright and so cute,
Makes her want to put on a little red suit.

The stockings aren't filled but the presents are wrapped
Just waiting for Saint Nick to fall in their trap.
No one quite knows it but they're still awake,
They're going to see him this year, just you wait.

Waiting and waiting till Santa Claus comes,
Sitting on the couch sucking their thumbs.

He never showed up oh they were so sad,
Finally they realized that it was their dad.
She never knew he could look so fat.
So round and gray,
Oh, it's finally CHRISTMAS DAY!