But then there came a day
When the ships were blocked-out
By the humor of the sea.
Too much trouble was brought
Upon these waters and too much
Basil in the sauce.
A constant stir...steady pulse
Woooosh! He's been told of a
Great misfortune from someone who
Dared to be that other someone.
He had hair like James Dean
Eyes like Frankie
And a voice, a voice...
A voice that came damn close to Dean Martin.