MISS DIRKS IS MISSING

Miss Dirks is missing,
No one knows where.
They looked in the creek,
But she was not there.

Miss Dirks is missing,
No one knows why.
Perhaps she grew wings,
And began to fly.

Miss Dirks is missing,
No one knows when.
She thinks she drowned,
In the corn bin.

Miss Dirks was missing,
Now they know why.
They found her kissing,
In the sty.