LIL-BIT

There's this cat they call Lil-Bit
Who lives here--in their house
He has his milk and his Meow-Mix
And their chicken salad if they don't watch
And sometimes he catches a Blue Jay
And occasionally a mouse

Lil-Bit's not a lot of bother
Actually, you see, he's really very nice
Because besides keeping down the Jays
And occasionally a mouse
He lets them live here, with him,
For nothing--in their house.